Russian jokes/Putin

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Putin's propagandists on TV said nuclear war is fine because patriotic Russians will go to Heaven. Heaven heard it and immediately applied to join NATO!


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Putin visits a new pig farm inaugurated in occupied Crimea. Ria Novosti journalists discuss what text to place under the photo of this visit:
– Maybe “President Putin among the pigs”?
– Or “Pigs around President Putin”?
After long discussions, the photo is published, with the following text: “Third from the right, Putin”