Russian jokes/Putin

Putin's propagandists on TV said nuclear war is fine because patriotic Russians will go to Heaven. Heaven heard it and immediately applied to join NATO!

Putin visits a new pig farm inaugurated in occupied Crimea. Ria Novosti journalists discuss what text to place under the photo of this visit:

- Maybe "President Putin among the pigs"?

- Or "Pigs around President Putin"?

After long discussions, the photo is published, with the following text:

"Third from the right, Putin"