Russian jokes

"Question to Radio Armenia: “Is it possible to build Communism in a random capitalist country like, say, the Netherlands?” Answer: “Of course it’s possible, but what have the Netherlands ever done to you?”

Russia is the only country surrounded by the West!

A new arrival to Gulag is asked: "What were you given ten years for?" – "For nothing!" – "Don't lie to us here, now! Everybody knows 'for nothing' is three years." (This joke was reported from the pre-Great Purge times. Later 'for nothing' was elevated to five and even ten years.)