Russian jokes

Question to Radio Armenia: “Is it possible to build Communism in a random capitalist country like, say, the Netherlands?”

Answer: “Of course it’s possible, but what have the Netherlands ever done to you?”

Russia is the only country surrounded by the West!

A new arrival to Gulag is asked: "What were you given ten years for?" – "For nothing!" – "Don't lie to us here, now! Everybody knows 'for nothing' is three years." (This joke was reported from the pre-Great Purge times. Later 'for nothing' was elevated to five and even ten years.)

A joke from Moscow: "According to Putin the special military operation is really a conflict btw Russia and NATO about World dominance. Whats the situation now?" "Russia has lost 15000 troops, 6 generals, 500 tanks, 3 ships, 100 planes and 1000 trucks. NATO hasn't arrived yet."

As they used to joke about the KGB: one could read, one could write, and a third was needed to keep an eye on the intellectuals. https://twitter.com/shchedri/status/1513239170826838020

Very interesting "spontaneous" pro-russian-occupation rally in occupied Nova Kakhivka today. The "local" men, massive crowd, seems to be all in groups of 3...

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