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Answer: “Of course it’s possible, but what have the Netherlands ever done to you?” | Answer: “Of course it’s possible, but what have the Netherlands ever done to you?” | ||
Russia is the only country surrounded by the West! | |||
A new arrival to Gulag is asked: "What were you given ten years for?" – "For nothing!" – "Don't lie to us here, now! Everybody knows 'for nothing' is three years." (This joke was reported from the pre-Great Purge times. Later 'for nothing' was elevated to five and even ten years.) | |||
== [[Russian jokes/Putin]] == | == [[Russian jokes/Putin]] == | ||
Revision as of 14:43, 7 July 2022
"Question to Radio Armenia: “Is it possible to build Communism in a random capitalist country like, say, the Netherlands?” Answer: “Of course it’s possible, but what have the Netherlands ever done to you?”
Russia is the only country surrounded by the West!
A new arrival to Gulag is asked: "What were you given ten years for?" – "For nothing!" – "Don't lie to us here, now! Everybody knows 'for nothing' is three years." (This joke was reported from the pre-Great Purge times. Later 'for nothing' was elevated to five and even ten years.)
