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:Question to Radio Armenia: “Is it possible to build Communism in a random capitalist country like, say, the Netherlands?” | |||
Answer: “Of course it’s possible, but what have the Netherlands ever done to you?” | :Answer: “Of course it’s possible, but what have the Netherlands ever done to you?” | ||
Russia is the only country surrounded by the West! | :Russia is the only country surrounded by the West! | ||
A new arrival to Gulag is asked: "What were you given ten years for?" – "For nothing!" – "Don't lie to us here, now! Everybody knows 'for nothing' is three years." (This joke was reported from the pre-Great Purge times. Later 'for nothing' was elevated to five and even ten years.) | : A new arrival to Gulag is asked: "What were you given ten years for?" – "For nothing!" – "Don't lie to us here, now! Everybody knows 'for nothing' is three years." (This joke was reported from the pre-Great Purge times. Later 'for nothing' was elevated to five and even ten years.) | ||
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Revision as of 13:30, 9 July 2022
- Question to Radio Armenia: “Is it possible to build Communism in a random capitalist country like, say, the Netherlands?”
- Answer: “Of course it’s possible, but what have the Netherlands ever done to you?”
- Russia is the only country surrounded by the West!
- A new arrival to Gulag is asked: "What were you given ten years for?" – "For nothing!" – "Don't lie to us here, now! Everybody knows 'for nothing' is three years." (This joke was reported from the pre-Great Purge times. Later 'for nothing' was elevated to five and even ten years.)
