Finnish jokes

A Soviet army is marching through a Finnish forest when a general hears a voice from over a hill shout: “one Finnish soldier is better than 10 Soviet soldiers!”

The general promptly sends 10 soldiers to root out the voice. There is gunfire, and then silence. ...

After a few minutes, the voice shouts defiantly: “One Finnish soldier is better than a hundred Soviet soldiers!!”

The general sends a hundred men to remove the pest. There is a racket of gunfire, and then quiet. ...

The voice cries out loudly once more: “One Finnish soldier is better than a thousand Soviet soldiers!!”

Enraged, the general sends a thousand men charging over the hilltop to shut up that voice once and for all.

An epic battle rages, and then quiet. After a few minutes, a gravely wounded Soviet crawls back over the hill and shouts:

“It’s a trap! There are two of them!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣