russia
“ Russia is not squeaky clean. Russia is what it is. And we are not ashamed of showing who we are.
- — Sergey Lavrov, Lavrov: Russia is not squeaky clean and not ashamed, 17 June 2022
russia[4], also known as Muscovy or Nihilistan, is a KGB-run dictatorship[5], expansionist colonial empire, and state sponsor of terrorism[6][7].
It is the direct legal and spiritual successor of the genocidal Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (the evil empire) and its ruling ideology is referred to as Kremlinism. Its supporters are referred to as vatniks, tankies, useful idiots, and Kremlintarians. Its victims are referred to as russophobes.
Its ruler is traditionnaly referred to as “tsar” (or “czar”, from latin Caesar). The current tsar is KGB lieutenant-colonel and former Communist Party of the Soviet Union member Vladmir Putin, possibly the richest man in the world through sheer corruption [8].
Philosophy
“ Long time observers may be confused why Russia so readily embraces the most obviously conflicted ideologies.
Ideologies are just costumes for Russia. Underlying everything is a religious belief in an all powerful Czar, and in salvation through enduring and inflicting suffering.
Continuity with USSR
[1] Kremlinism/WWII, GULag, Holodomor...
Geography
Russia is the only country surrounded by the West on all sides!
State symbols
Totally not communist, not the evil empire anymore, don’t you worry!
Economy
Landmarks
Immigration Opportunities
Equality
Vladimir Vladimirovich has been very concerned about russia’s slums. For 15 years. Too bad he couldn’t do anything about it...
... had to get that gold toilet paper holder first. Inside Putin’s $700M yacht, complete with gold toilet paper holder
Slavery
Religion
LGBT rights
- It is all about family. Family is a man and a woman and children. November 25, 2022
Culture
- Катерина, “You steal land, you steal life, you steal humans, you steal washing machines, you steal foreign culture and call it «great & russian»...What kind of species are you, ”russkomirovcy“? 🧵” (thread) (pdf)
Music
Prison culture
- Yevgeny Prigozhin, the head of the notorious Wagner mercenary group, says that he is not currently recruiting anally raped prisoners but wants to create a separate “cock division” to ensure that other convict soldiers do not have to serve with such untouchable outcasts. (thread) (pdf) (Yevgeny Prigozhin)
- The Wagner mercenary group’s ’cock division’ now seems to be a reality, judging by a new video of a Wagner convict recruit’s debriefing. In the video, the convict talks of how Wagner is mobilising a segregated unit of raped men, who are treated as untouchables. (thread) (pdf)
Military
Family values
Respect for the military
Ordinary russians
Tolerance and Diversity
Tourism promotion
Gastronomy
- Do you know what “food” Russian soldiers eat on the frontline? (thread) (pdf)
- Not lovin’ it! Fed-up Russians are served MOLDY burgers in their replacement McDonald’s restaurants after the chain left the country due to the invasion of Ukraine
Famous russians
Historical heroes
The main criterion to be on this list of “people admired by russians” seems to be... having murdered a lot of russians:
“ В мае 2021 года среди самых выдающихся личностей, по мнению россиян, оказались: И. Сталин (39%), В. Ленин (30%), А. Пушкин (23%), Пётр I (19%) и В. Путин (15%). Доля тех, кто называл В. Путина сократилась в два раза по сравнению с 2017 годом.
In May 2021, among the most prominent personalities, according to Russians, were: I. Stalin (39%), V. Lenin (30%), A. Pushkin (23%), Peter I (19%) and V. Putin ( 15%).
Current
Vladimir Putin, tsar, war criminal
Sergey Lavrov, foreign minister, liar
Maria Zakharova, genocide denier
Alexei Navalny, opposition leader, certified nationalist
Margarita Simonyan, RT boss, bombing fan
"Accidents"
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