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In 2009, famous actor David Carradine ("Kill Bill") was found strangled - one loop from the rope around his neck, the second on his penis. In general, the dude combined masturbation with autoasphyxia and inadvertently strangled himself to death. I wonder how he felt before he died? Did he begin to worry that the noose was tightening too much Did he manage to understand that he was dying? Or just jerked off to the last, never realizing that he had a second or two left to live?

Today we are witnessing how something similar is happening with the whole country for the past six months. The country threw a noose around its neck and began to play the languid pipe of imperial ambitions. The noose tightens tighter and tighter: one package of sanctions is introduced, *the loop is tightened*, other packages of sanctions are introduced, *the loop is tightened a little more*, a miracle weapon arrives, *tightens harder*, everything is on fire and burning. But the government of the country is really playing up, being sure that the orgasm of the final victory over the world is close, and closing the noose around the neck will only increase the vivid sensations: the operation is going according to plan, *rhythmic physiological sounds*, we have launched a new prodigy, *rhythmic physiological sounds* , we are preparing a referendum, *rhythmic physiological sounds*, we must believe in victory.

The finale of the program "jerk to victory" is predictable. The only question is how much it will be possible to splatter everything around. In big politics, this seems to be true art. Make the patient tighten the noose around his neck, being sure that he is receiving exceptional pleasure. And he did not make gestures that were too dangerous for others. This is probably the reason for the unhurried pace of events, which many lament so much. But no matter how much the rope twists, there is only one end. More precisely, two: one on the neck, and the second on ... But these are details.

P.S. I read on Wikipedia that the widow of Carradine still does not believe in the official version and is convinced that he was strangled by sneaking up from behind. So the widowed "patriots" will then be firmly convinced that this is all, of course, not themselves, but simply an insidious secret enemy crept up behind.

Mihail Pojarsky 24/08/2022